Chop Up Big Tech - Cutting Board

Regular price $44.95

Does Facebook show you ads for something you only thought about? Is Google listening to your conversations? How many more billions does Jeff Bezos need? Seems like it's time to buy this cutting board to show your support of putting big tech on the chopping block. 

THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR ALL FANS OF CHARCUTERIE AND ANTITRUST

An excellent house warming gift for 2021! 

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All the fun details:

• Made From High Quality, Organically Grown Bamboo
• Dual Purpose Sides: One for Food Preparation & One for Display
• Finished Hole on Handle for Easy Hanging/Storage
• Free of Pesticides, Fertilizer & Chemicals
• No Artificial Coloring
• All Sales Final
• Food Safety Tested and Approved by US-FDA
• Food-Safe Lacquer Coated
• Large Size: 15"x7" Handle to Base

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